Saturday, November 3, 2007

Aren't Vampires supposed to be eternally beautiful?

Last night Darko and I went to see 30 Days of Night, you know, about Vampires and what not. Let me tell you. It was creepy. But see, I've always been under the impression that when you are turned into a Vampire you automatically become beautiful. These weren't. They were scary and ugly and didn't understand the concept of "wipe your face after you eat". I know, you're thinking, why waste your money. But considering we live in Grundy our options are a little bit limited. It was either that, Saw 4, or Bee movie. I kind of wish we had seen Bee movie because we were sitting in this theatre and the characters were screaming and there was loud music, and I just kept thinking that poor Little Jerinic was all by himself/herself in the womb scared out of his/her mind because all he/she could hear is screaming and really loud music. After the movie was over I apologized profusely to my spawn and then played him/her some Josh Groban Christmas music to calm his/her nerves. We thought about going to see Saw 4 tonight, but I think I might pass on that one.



Speaking of rated R movies though, you would not believe how many children were in the theatres watching these movies. I swear to God I saw some who looked to be around 10 watching this Vampire movie. The sad part was, they were with their parents. I mean, what kind of parent would let their child see 30 Days of Night. I'm 24 and had nightmares about it last night. I can't imagine being a child and ignorant, and having to deal with those thoughts. It was disturbing. Before we went into the movie we were sitting on a bench and there were these two children sitting beside us who looked to be around 7th or 8th grade and they were both saying how they had to see Bee movie because they weren't allowed to watch the others, and one girl was like, "Well, if we can find someone to buy us tickets we can go see Saw 4", and there was a boy who said "My dad said I couldn't see that" and the girl was like "Can't you lie to him" and the boy said "No, my dad would find out somehow". And I thought to myself, WAY TO GO BUDDY!!!! FOR STANDING UP TO THEM!!!! I know his father would never find out. He just didn't want to lie to his daddy. What a great kid.



Let's talk more about pregnancy stuff. I was browsing the Target website looking at their Liz Lange Maternity line and I was looking at Jeans. Some of the Jeans said they were full paneled, of course, other said they were elastic waste, duh, but then some said they were under the belly jeans. I don't really understand under the belly maternity jeans. If you're just going to wear them under the belly, why wouldn't you just wear your regular jeans and just push them down under the belly? Wouldn't that save you a whole lotta money in the maternity clothes area? Some of the shirts and sweaters are cute though. I think I'd be more motivated to look at Maternity clothes if I were actually showing any. I'm not.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the point of under-the-belly jeans for pregos is that it's much more comfortable than wearing regular jeans and just pushing them down...there wouldn't be a lot of pressure on the baby bump that way. but that's just a theory I have...I guess if you were just going to wear regular jeans then the best/closest thing to get would be extreme low-rise. and the whole kid thing: kids today are already so desensitized from television that it really doesn't matter whether they go see this vampire movie or not. it's crazy how early girls are getting pregnant! I mean, at least if they're watching this movie they're not getting it on with some random guy who says "it won't hurt, just relax. it'll be awesome." you know, I was told that once...if only I had been brave enough to just say no; I'd still have my cherry and I'd be a much happier woman...er, man. I meant man! I'm a manly man at that! I wear flannel boxers and even scratch my crotch at inappropriate times! why don't you believe me??? I'm serious!!!

Anonymous said...

Under the Belly are for those who are just starting to show or have a small bump. It's MUCH more comfortable to wear them than regular non-prego jeans, trust me.

Full Panel are for Shamu-looking gestating gals like myself, good for the last trimester.

I personally like the ones that are between under belly + full. It's not too much coverage, but enough so that the jeans aren't digging into your pelvic area that is already uncomfortable as it is sans clothing.

I looked @ Liz Lange Maternity @ Target yesterday + today online. This season isn't yielding as much cute stuff as last when I got some tops + a dress I ALWAYS get compliments on. Bitch needs to step up her Fall/Winter A-game!

I've found cute stuff @ Ross. I bought 2 pairs of maternity jeans for 28 bucks. Don't spend a lot of money on these clothes since you won't be in them for long.

I'll tell you what is a bitch to shop for.... BRAS! I need new ones bad, but even the 40DD nursing bra was restricting on me yesterday. I'm scared.

Fuck vampires. HUGE MILKY titties are scarier!

Anonymous said...

PS: You really should register for the MEDELA SWING BREAST PUMP. You're gonna want a battery/electric one especially since you're a busy woman with school + what not. Those manual ones don't do crap.

Anonymous said...

hahah Kelly's comment was funny!

I don't know the difference of mat clothes but I do know that some are so super cute. But i'm sure those expensive and not necessary. I suggest saving money and just getting a couple things that you can mix match often. (haha sound like my wardrobe now?)